Look, it's not complicated. You just take a left at the brown tree, the one with all those branches? Yeah, then you go about 43 paces past the old building there...no, no Indiana Jone's paces, that's standard, and then...
If you need me, I'll be in the garage doing really important garage things. You know, like puttering and tinkering and stuff.
Men's shoe size 7-12. 38% nylon; 60% combed cotton; 2% spandex.